tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-81289191774868387612011-08-02T11:09:52.167-07:00Random thoughts and more from a short, portly, bald, man.fordmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02394120641088434955noreply@blogger.comBlogger51100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8128919177486838761.post-84900152000783134272011-02-27T07:59:00.000-08:002011-02-27T08:03:36.276-08:00<span class="Apple-style-span" >Worst NFL Uniforms</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" >1. Bengals</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" >2. Broncos</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" >3. Bills</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" >4. Cowboys</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" >5. Panthers</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" ><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" >Best NFL Uniforms</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" >1. Steelers</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" >2. Packers</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" >3. Chiefs</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" >4. Browns</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" >5. Raiders</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8128919177486838761-8490015200078313427?l=nipsyford.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>fordmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02394120641088434955noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8128919177486838761.post-28798826106781998512010-09-03T06:18:00.000-07:002010-09-03T14:21:58.950-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div>Man, I'm curious. How do chicks get away with this?</span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">I took the wife's car in for a scheduled service yesterday morning. No big deal, it was the thing to do. However, when I returned home from busting my ass all day, I caught shit from the wife about the 2 things I didn't get done --- they normally would have been done had I not left an hour early to take her car to the VW shop. </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Instead of a nice "thank you", crap</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Then, this morning she complained about getting to work late. Are you kidding me? I got to work at 10:00 yesterday. And, did I mention that I got to work at 10:30 on Monday? That was this week's first trip to the VW shop --- for the wife's car.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Do you think a dude gets away with this crap? Ummm... I think, not.</span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8128919177486838761-2879882610678199851?l=nipsyford.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>fordmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02394120641088434955noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8128919177486838761.post-59789735689122761392010-07-29T13:15:00.000-07:002010-09-03T06:35:24.299-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">This is really cool.</span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></span></div><div><a href="http://www.smithsonianmag.com/specialsections/40th-anniversary/Charging-Ahead-With-a-New-Electric-Car.html"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Charging Ahead With a New Electric Car</span></span></a></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Is this the next 'thing'? At least this dude is doing something.</span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8128919177486838761-5978973568912276139?l=nipsyford.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>fordmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02394120641088434955noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8128919177486838761.post-83348204726294828912010-06-11T05:25:00.000-07:002010-09-03T06:35:39.147-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';">The World Cup starts this morning!</span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';">One of these teams will win this year's tournament:</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';">1. Spain</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';">2. Brazil</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';">3. England</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';">4. Netherlands</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';">We can't wait for it to start...more to come.</span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8128919177486838761-8334820472629482891?l=nipsyford.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>fordmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02394120641088434955noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8128919177486838761.post-72818633959253095512010-05-24T17:49:00.000-07:002010-09-03T06:35:56.323-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';">Delicious chicks by decade:<br /><br />1940s - Hayworth<br />1950s - Monroe<br />1960s - Welch<br />1970s - Derek<br />1980s - Basinger<br />1990s - Hurley<br />2000s - Miller? Green?<br /><br />I'm just saying...mmm...</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8128919177486838761-7281863395925309551?l=nipsyford.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>fordmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02394120641088434955noreply@blogger.com4